I am a Ninja of the Masturbatory Arts.

May 16

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Anonymous asked: Lol half of your followers are on tumblrdatinggame(.)com

Cool story, bro.

May 15

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May 14

ood-sexual:

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blameaspartame:

Update on Dogfights

May 13

imabitchthisway:

wwiao:

imagine if u were really high at 7/11 and you saw a frickin face on the chocolate milk jug, id start whispering to it

LOL, dats from Aldi. Only in Australia

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May 12

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My sim after giving birth

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