I am a Ninja of the Masturbatory Arts.

May 23

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blameaspartame:

can’t believe it

blameaspartame:

can’t believe it

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dilclo:

when she texts first <3

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May 22

animetimsutton:

vaspim:

If you think your life sucks, just look at this picture and think “it could be worse.”

palms are sweatyknees weak, arms are heavyit’s fallen out of my hands alreadymom’s spaghetti

animetimsutton:

vaspim:

If you think your life sucks, just look at this picture and think “it could be worse.”

palms are sweaty
knees weak, arms are heavy
it’s fallen out of my hands already
mom’s spaghetti

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Turns out my final essay/assessment piece for this semester at uni is about porn. 

I should get some “research” done sometime. 

Stage one: complete. 

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Anonymous asked: Love the name. You seem so funny, you should make personal posts!

Thanks :) 

I shall make some personal posts on occasion. 

May 21

borborygm:

I love my country and I love Wil Anderson

borborygm:

I love my country and I love Wil Anderson

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May 19

meladoodle:

*lays down on therapist couch* well… it all started when my selfie got 0 notes…

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