I am a Ninja of the Masturbatory Arts.: Archive

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Me: My computer was hacked
David Karp: It was missing e
Me: I'm depressed
David Karp: Must be missing e
Me: I'm pregnant
David Karp: It's missing e
Me: I'm dead
David Karp: missing e

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When you see your friend with the person he/she...

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My Tumblr Goal for New Years →

basswhale: Hey guys, So anyway, as a sort of goal for me for New Years, I would like to hit 200 followers by 12:00am on January 1st 2012. I know it’s tacky and retarded to ask for followers and promos and all that stuff, but it would mean a lot to me if I could just hit that mark. Please check out my blog :D basswhale.tumblr.com basswhale.tumblr.com basswhale.tumblr.com Only a few...

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diarrhoeadude: omfg

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Lady GaGa while dropping the New Years Ball in...

Lady GaGa: We're down to the final minute of 2011 everyone! I'd like to take this moment to look back on the year and the years prior. It's amazing how I was bullied in high school and look at me now! Dropping the New Years Ball!
Lady GaGa: And how wonderful it is to be doing it here in the city where I grew up, New York!
Station Manager: Lady Gaga! We have to start counting!
Lady GaGa: And here we go! 10!
Lady GaGa: Oh my gosh you guys are all Born This Way!
Lady GaGa: 9!
Lady GaGa: You know this mirror ball reminds me of the one Lady Starlight and I would wear on our tits back when we performed at gay clubs.
Lady GaGa: 8!
Lady GaGa: I'm Italian!
Lady GaGa: 7!
Lady GaGa: I played piano since i was a little girl!
Lady GaGa: 69! Hahah just kidding but omg i love the gays!
Lady GaGa: 6!
Lady GaGa: 5!
Lady GaGa: I live halfway between reality and fantasy at all times!!
Lady GaGa: 4!
Lady GaGa: Stay tuned for Americano (Mariachi Version) ,the second Born This Way video, the rest of the Yoü and I fashion videos, Gagavision, remembering my tumblr password, and BTW Ball dates in the new year!
Lady GaGa: 3!
Lady GaGa: Whö and I?
Lady GaGa: 2!
Lady GaGa: I think i forgot to mention that I'm an Italian woman!!
Lady GaGa: If you don't understand what I've said, I'll say it again.
Lady GaGa: I'm an Italian woman!!
Lady GaGa: If the second time you didn't quite get it, I'll say it again.
Lady GaGa: I'm an Italian woman!!
Lady GaGa: 1!
Lady GaGa: So, I'm Italian and Happy New Year you Little Monsters! Have an Italian 2012!

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bloodgods: thisishangingrockcomics: Oh my word you did not just call Goten “mini Goku” now I am judging you hard i think the greatest moment i’ve had on this website was when i posted this image and someone reblogged it with “Goku, Teenage Goku, Baby Goku, and Vintage Goku” “Vintage Goku”? Okay, that’s just retarded.

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