February 2012
venusaurphobia:
*Martin Luther King Jr. rises from grave*
*pulverizes 3rd grader that drew the 2012 MLK Day google logo*
There’s still 11 fucking states in this country without streets named after me
*kicks over Malcolm X’s tombstone*
*points at Obama*
Get a tan, fucker
*extends Black History Month through May*
*turns into fog monster from Lost and dissipates*
Husband: What's the difference between tomorrow morning and your daughter?
Mother-in-law: What?
Husband: I'm not coming in the morning.
Mother-in-law:
Husband:
Mother-in-law:
Husband:
Daughter/Wife:
Mother-in-law:
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